Confession

He:(dumped again) No girl gonna love me ever.

She: nup, there is one, who will love you forever.

He:oh really!!! Where is she?

She: Huh, why do I tell you? Go find her
(She confessed her love without loosing his friendship)

Her Wedding

She was unhappy as he had refused to attend her wedding.

He: (Came with pastry) OK, I will attend your wedding on one condition.

She: (Crying , eating pastry) Huh, what now?
He: Only if I can be groom.
(She found a ring inside a pastry.)